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She begins by standing above my head and kneading at it, which feels fantastic. I don't know why, but having another person wash your hair is the greatest feeling in the world, next to an orgasm or, I am told, love.

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Before this experience, I have only ever had massages whats a massage with a happy ending my mom's go-to practitioner, a woman named Faye who only speaks English—and a lot of it—while she's working on you.

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I pull my head from the table's donut and groggily digest that she is motioning for me to turn over onto my.

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She starts with my legs, which feels pretty groovy, and I close my eyes. The masseuse gently removes the towel, which makes me open my eyes.

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I w about stopping her, but she's already tugging away.

I close my eyes and fantasize about Aubrey Plaza. I do not time myself, but it is not long until I am sufficiently "relaxed.

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